I just had the blandest meal I can remember eating in a long time.
The dull dinner came about as a gift of sorts from my wife's employer. In place of a Christmas party, my wife's company instead gave everyone in her office a restaurant gift card. It's a nice gesture, and we were looking forward to a night out on her company's dime. The card arrived in the mail yesterday, and to my dismay, it was a Darden gift card.
Darden is the parent company of no less than eight restaurant chains (seven actually—I'll explain in a moment). Eight restaurants are enough to choose from, and of those eight, a few are upscale, and the food is excellent. But only two of the eight Darden chains are local to the Albany area, and none of the other six are within a two-hour drive. The two that are local to Albany are the worst of the bunch, Olive Garden, and Red Lobster.